...I hope it isn't...thinking of eating me...
...Charles appeared again last night at least... Tama is watching him now.
...but Bruno is staring at me...
a bottomless pitt bull
Just give him a pat on the head, he's not so bad
I hope it isn't anything terrible...
I'll take him for a walk.
Or...a waddle, I suppose.
...Thank you, England-san.
He tried to eat my wand, Other Me.
....
I don't think it'd be smart if he ate that
who knows what that'd do it him!
...perhaps it would stop him from eating everything.
or he might transform into something more sinister
I suppose that would be unfortunate.
A magical dog wouldn't be the worst thing I've ever seen. How can anyone dislike a creature with such a saggy face, anyway
You seem to have taken to the dog, England-san...?
France-san said he found him at an...adoption centre?
It's not the face that I dislike. If he hadn't tried to bite me, I could have put a tophat on him.
...You were going to put a tophat on him?
He looked like he needed one.
Perhaps...that is why...he bit at you....?
He is...French...after all....
No wonder he tried to eat everything. He really is a monster!
I mean
He's a little slow, so at least you see it coming when he tries to bite....
I like the way the rolls of fat shake when he wags his tail.
he's just so....pathetic.
Kind of a cute little monster
I think that's twice this year in the same month...
yeah we need to fight more
You're a loud, arrogant idiot and your films are shit.
You're a stuck up delusional asshole and your tea sucks!
It's better than your stupid, lethal coke! And at least I can SPELL, Arsehole!
I just like to institutionaliZe my method, as well.
You like to make things simple because you ARE simple.
I don't see a point in making it complicated or using extra letters! It's called efficient!
It's called to dumb to function.
wow you typo'd... too* who's the dumb one now huh
Judging by that picture, you.
I'm not too dumb to function! I'm doing pretty darn well for myself!
besides fucking up the global economy
It happens! And then I fix it

いつも通りですか。。。
How droll, starting a fight just because someone requested it.
Hehehe, I can't deny such a simple request~
You are the one who requested it, idiot.