ravenonyx
says
go fig. My husband's relationship hits the skids, and for the first time in four years, I meet someone. O.o
Jenn
says
wait what?!? thats good....bad timing but good..
doon
says
write real slowly, I confused 
Is this good or bad? Skids? Not sure if we need 
or 
...
Is this good or bad? Skids? Not sure if we need or ...
ravenonyx
says
both I think lol. Ugh. Nice for it to happen, but INCREDIBLYBAD timing.
ravenonyx
says
Ah welll if he's a good guy he'll wait for it to be better timing, right?
ravenonyx
says
Hubby is currently waiting on gf to "decide what their relationship is". I have had it up to HERE with her.
ravenonyx
says
After 8 years I think she should already know whatever her answer is to that, no? Am I expecting too much?
ravenonyx
says
me too. I really don't want to abandon our poly dream but I don't understand why we keep running into total high school drama 
_melody_
says
i'm sorry things are so stressful right now, raven.
ravenonyx
says
I really think at heart she never understood it and used him as her GoodTime Guy. Obviously I hate her right now so that may not be a
ravenonyx
says
fair assessment.
ravenonyx
says
maybe I watched too much Private Practice last week.
ravenonyx
says
ROFL that's true
ravenonyx
says
I really do, too, but I don't know that she will. I feel so badly for hubby right now he keeps blaming himself which makes me angry
ravenonyx
says
and I need to not be angry so I can be supportive to him right now.
doon
says
well after seeing the Poly ref, it made way more sense...
ravenonyx
says
Yes
ravenonyx
says
he has a gf of 8 years and I had a bf of about the same time period but that ended a few years ago
ravenonyx
says
no multiple ones, no.. hard to explain in 140 char plurk comments lol
ravenonyx
says
this might help, this is what dh an I are/are attempting to form.. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Po...
Jenn
says
raven i hope you get it all worked out.
Tasha
says
oh, big hugs to you sweetie!
fins
says
me either, interesting read
Tasha
says
yeah, i have a better understanding now too
Tasha
says
question raven. is it important to you two that your boyfriend and his girlfriend bond also with each other?
ravenonyx
says
it wouldn't work if they hated each other but they don't have to be best buds kwim?
SilkyN1njette
says
Raven I have a IRL who is poly and shes going through something very similar. I did not read the link on fluid bonding tho
I have a IRL who is poly and shes going through something very similar. I did not read the link on fluid bonding tho
ravenonyx
says
yeah I think I'm going to skip the link on fluidbonding lol
Jenn
says
stressball
says
its a technical term for schloppy.
Tasha
says
it just means that you don't use protection
Tasha
says
lol schloppy!
Tasha
says
stressball
says
they get schloppy! 
Jenn
says
Jenn
says
SilkyN1njette
wishes
thatonechick would keep going.....I need the smart ass comment right about now...
ravenonyx
says
omg this thread is killing me LOL
ravenonyx
says
sorry honey I'm over here plurking about the hypothetical wet spot.. LOL
Jenn
says
_melody_
says
you should call you mil and drop it there.
ravenonyx
says
*dead*
ravenonyx
says
I am just so...educataining.
Tasha
says
i think you're right though
stressball
says
Tasha
says
and you need to include the FULL explanation, no matter how many times she says N/M
ravenonyx
says
ROFL SCHLOPPY
ravenonyx
says
c;mon, ya'll can break my 100 comment plurk thread cherry.
Jenn
says
well i dont know about you all but i plan of having some fluid binding with dh myself tonight
Jenn
says
o=on
Jenn
says
of*
Jenn
says
fark
ravenonyx
wonders
*if mcn needs a fluidbonding thread*
stressball
says
fluid BINDING sounds HAWT!
Jenn
says
bonding i cannot type
stressball
says
I have NO IDEA what that is but I'm totally down.
Jenn
says
come here HelenaHandbasket i wanna get schloppy with you
ravenonyx
wonders
if the fluids are binding if they've been sitting out too long...
Jenn
says
stressball
says
F5! F5!
Jenn
says
well man fluids *are* sticky
ravenonyx
says
Pink yes I'll never forget the first crusty sock I washed 
MamaOf3Cuties: agrees
_melody_
says
crusty socks
ravenonyx
says
Cmon I can't be the only wife that washed one
ravenonyx
says
damn. he lied to me!!!! lol j/k
_melody_
says
100!
ravenonyx
says
woot!
_melody_
says
thankfully NOT 100 crusty socks.
stressball
says
I havent either
ravenonyx
says
roflmao
ravenonyx
says
Nurse lmao
stressball
says
we'd be havin some talkin tos, I think.
ravenonyx
says
I have never washed a skidmark from dh.
ravenonyx
says
my son otoh I think has it in for me. boys are icky.
_melody_
says
my dh usually does his own too. works for me.
stressball
says
ravenonyx
says
Nurse eek
Jenn
says
i have never washed a crusty sock
ravenonyx
says
at least they are not fish tacos
doon
says
i dunno, the first time I had to was my wife's panties after that time of the month Skid mark no so bad
Skid mark no so bad
Jenn
says
dh is nice enough to *fluid bind* in the shower
_melody_
says
if you were a normal person, would you be here with us talking about crusty socks and skidmarks in the first place?
ravenonyx
says
Pink, does it help keep the mildew down?
ravenonyx
says
I want multipurpose sperm.
stressball
says
cant... breathe...
ravenonyx
says
it makes babies, cleans shower stalls, and lubricates your engine! BUY SPERMWOW TODAY!
Jenn
says
Jenn
says
omg
Jenn
says
cannotbreathe
Jenn
says
i think it should be sold at the very minimum...as a bonding agent
_melody_
says
ravenonyx
says
SPERMWOW may contain ingredients that should not be digested. Caution is advised. Eye protection should be used at all times.
_melody_
says
talk about your all purpose solvent!
ravenonyx
says
Nurse... I have to ask... was it creamy or chunky?
Jenn
says
think about it....you can hang wallpaper with it....paper mache, super glue stuff
ravenonyx
says
ravenonyx
says
ravenonyx
says
I am laughing so hard I'm crying
ravenonyx
says
epic.thread.
ravenonyx
says
Owch
_melody_
says
you're just showing out, going for 200 now in record time.
ravenonyx
says
you should put some SPERMWOW on that.
ravenonyx
says
hahahahaha
ravenonyx
says
so, do kinky couples practice fluid bondage?
ravenonyx
says
and what kind of solvent do you use to get out of it?
stressball
says
gah! shut up so I can catch up!
HelenaHandbasket: me either
ravenonyx
says
Sorry Vio, BREASTMILKWOW may not be compatible with SPERMWOW. Please see your manual for cautions about mixing as spoilage may occur.
fins
thinks
SpermWow might make Vista bearable
stressball
says
I'm thinking Spermwow might be what blew out my keyboard. 
Jenn
says
dang it i cant catch up
ravenonyx
says
there's a hole in my keyboard....
ravenonyx
says
*glares at DH* it was YOU!
Jenn
says
i need sperm wow to freeze the pkurk to read
fins
says
plurk window not wide enough
stressball
says
My dh says that if I drink Spermwow, it will help me lose weight. Is this true?
stressball
says
fins
says
my day just got better 
stressball
says
wow, it really is a miracle product!
stressball
says
schweet!
doon
says
go to the plurk page to catch up
ravenonyx
says
I a dyin' here
ravenonyx
says
cantbreathe
stressball
says
omg. kidney cramp. ooooowwww!!!
Jenn
says
i personally hate the flavor of spermwow so i pick stay fat
stressball
says
I need rubbins! 
stressball
says
I hear you can get in pineapple flavor!
fins
says
hahahahahahahaha
ravenonyx
says
Introducing new SPERMWOW with flavor packets... just no.
ravenonyx
says
lol ok
stressball
says
Jenn
says
i normally like salty things but its the texture and temperature
_melody_
says
available in cream or lotion form.
ravenonyx
says
ewww
Jenn
says
ravenonyx
says
I keep having flashbacks of the paste from kindergarten
ravenonyx
says
I didn't want to eat it then, either
_melody_
says
um, no.
stressball
says
I love it.
ravenonyx
says
orlly
stressball
says
yes. I guess I'm the only one.
ravenonyx
says
I like it if he's been drinking lots of pineapple juice...
stressball
says
oh I did NOT just kill the plurk. 
ravenonyx
says
otherwise , sure honey but please gofor the throat so I don't have to taste it.
Jenn
says
ravenonyx
says
you said comes. BWAHAHAHAHA
ravenonyx
says
I am too. I heart it. lol
ravenonyx
says
now I jus have to remember the next time I go to Lowe's not to ask for a cock tube.
stressball
says
I love it
stressball
says
Do you have any of those caulk... guns... thingies? you know, the big ones?
ravenonyx
says
"yes..a COCK RING... to go around the bathtub?"
stressball
says
I need one. now.
stressball
says
please.
ravenonyx
says
I'd be waiting for it to show up on customerssuck lol
ravenonyx
says
My BOB died, ya'll. I am a sad woman.
Jenn
says
Jenn
says
not laughing at bob...laughing at the cock ring
Jenn
says
i can help with your bob issues though 
ravenonyx
says
Woot hook a chica up plz
stressball
says
go to lowes!
ravenonyx
says
I haz a nice vibe but I want my lil bullet buddy back
ravenonyx
says
I had one those magic wand things?
ravenonyx
says
Um, did you know if you leave a cheapo toy next to it they will interact and MELT EACH OTHER?
Jenn
says
20
Jenn
says
% off
Jenn
says
its the materials
ravenonyx
says
I cried, I did
stressball
says
youre still doing that jen?
ravenonyx
says
oooh *goes to linkagE*
Jenn
says
latex/silicon/rubber should never touch
stressball
says
I actually did know that. 
ravenonyx
says
I didn't know that
Jenn
says
put each toy in its own ziplock
ravenonyx
says
I know it now and damn am I pissed
Jenn
says
yah im still honoring it on plurk, im waiting for a couple people
ravenonyx
says
shit it's hard enough to get the stregnth to toss it in the drawer after. wtf chu talking bout, ziplock? lol
Jenn
says
ravenonyx
says
what bullet do I want if they usually burn out in 3 months
ravenonyx
says
*whistles innocently*
Jenn
says
well you could go cheapest if you replace frequently or you can go options if you dont care. theres a waterproof option. a rubberized option
Jenn
says
and the basics
Jenn
says
then theres the kind that come with covers ww2.pureromance.com/Publ... that you can remove to make a regulare bullet or use together
ravenonyx
says
Is the covering cyberskin similar or somethin else?
Jenn
says
its silicon
Jenn
says
i hear the new micro bullet is good too...ww2.pureromance.com/Publ...
Jenn
says
this also has a removable cover ww2.pureromance.com/Publ...
fins
says
and we're going for 300
Jenn
says
definately! when she gets back from her nap
ravenonyx
says
I'm back from my nap
Jenn
says
woot!