cheery and helpful as usual

he asked what the soup of the day was, and I told him we were out

he sighed loudly

he then ordered two soups

I asked him what size he wanted

He looks at me like I am a complete dumbass and says "a BOWL."

we have three sizes of bowls I told him, to which he said "Well the small obviously"

I asked if french bread was ok because we were out of rolls

"You're OUT of rolls? ALL the rolls? There isn't one left?"

"hmm yes sir, I should have presumed. Size doesn't matter anyways."

P.S. no tip of course. since I was so rude not to conjure a roll out of my butt.

ugh i hope they got some special sauce in their soups