OHH OHH OOOHHH.

UGH OH, OH CHRIS, MMM, NNGGHH, OH OH YEAH, OH FUCK ME, YEAH YEAH, I'M GONNA CUM, EEEERRRRRGGGHHHAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH.

oh yes, you are huge, yesyesyes bitch cum yet I wanna go to watch some show and I can't till you and you little dick cum , thanks

Totally worth it just for Hectors.

You liked it huh? XDDDD

What was wrong with me and Rob??

FINE, YOU DON'T LIKE IT?!

Come on Rob, we're leaving. Let's go orgasm on our own.

Fine. Humph. storms off

LOL

Try again and lets see if you can do better.

Even better idea - ring me and do it down the phone.

What's your number?

Do you ACTUALLY want me to phone sex you? Because I'll be very drunk later and I'LL DO IT.

Hahaha, go on then.

I'm house bound tonight, whilst everyone else buggers off to have fun so I'll say yes.

Plus, I doubt you'll do it.

I might. I wouldn't trust me with stuff like that.

I can't do it now though because I am in bed with a cuppa soup in my pjs.

Maybe once I've sprayed the cat scent on I'll be more up for it

Thats it, back out now, whilst you still can.

Lol, ok.

Oh god xD

LOL. Oh gosh.

I PHONED YOU!!!! NER NER!!!

LOL

And you still didnt orgasm!

What a ho! XD

I forgot!!

You can phone me back later today and I'll do it for you then

Record it and post it here!!""

Haha!

LOL.

Are you gonna do it? XD

Fake orgasm down the phone? Probably.
Record it? Not so much.

Damn! I wanted it as tone

HA!

That's a good idea, Hector. I bet you could market that with quite some success!

XD

Get a proposal together, I'll do the recording and we'll head off to Dragon's Den!

Dragon what?

Dragon's Den! It's a TV show in the UK.

O.o kay

Lol genius.

I am salivating in antisipation.

Mmmmm

dribble

licks the dribble

dribble becomes a flood

bathes in the sweet dribble

bathes in the sweet dribble

hands loofa

scrubs off her rough bits

hands towel

scrubs off her rough bits

dries off

Presents bath robe

Tosses it aside and jumps you

bums

squeals with glee

Omg LOL

Fills up with cum and makes love yodal

Yay.