uncertain. She thought she was a boot, but now she's a disappointment of a cricket bat?

it would be if a I were a girl. But if girls are a disappointment, then I ain't gonna be one.

do you do boots?

you to restrain yourself at this point...

you good luck with that.

please. Given it's New Year's Eve, I should probably go drink champagne from someone's slipper anyway.

you the happiest and shiniest of New Years. (and to all those other regular pluckers that are still lurking nearby).

concerned about fungi, but is willing to risk it.

happiest of happiest, cloudhopper.

(as she runs aways) damnable fireworks!

all with the smiles, as you'd expect.

kapow! (and is gone - really)

patting cloudhopper on the shoulder. I'll be taking that! (hoiks the cake and is away)