Translation; your doing it wrong!

LMFAO!!!!

just try and sing it out loud

I miss you a bit. Phone me soon.

LOL!!!

If you can do it without laughing then you win a prize.

How can you miss me? We spoke once and were both sleepy!

We couldn't. We all tried.

No I mean on Plurk. Neither of us have been about much.

True, I've been sleeping or trying to sleep mostly.

I said "miss you a bit"not "loads"¡¡

!!

How can you get those upside down? Oh woman.

I've been busy with these two gays.

I can only imagine what thats involved....

Because my phonw id silly abd iI have wine.

Too much wine

I gathered.

Enough wine for stupid dares?

What did you say?

Yay wine.

Anton says uou saif something

Whu?

DARE ME

I've said a lot of things

ok...

lets see

see if you can back flip off the wall.

Anton says she is drunk, ignore her fourthwith

Forthwith*

But I wanna see if I can make her back flip and/or fall in a heap.

Heap is possible, she shan't be flipping anything.

naked bear? that can be SOOOO FUNNY if you're gay!