If I suck it, that will surely fix it. suck suck

Awe poor minotaur, pets it nicely

Oh no, its legs fell off and now its crying!

Uh oh!!

Applies Savlon

pets harder there there, you don't need to cry. I'll kiss it better if you like.

LOL! Savlon.

My god, he's coming apart! His skin is translusent and slimey! You monsters!

... lick ...

Ewww, you liked savlon...

*licked

Yea I would.

Though he prefers mayonnaise.

You're minotaur looks ikky because it is basically a corrupted goat. Stupid Chaos.

Giant bull-goat of mcfuckin' rage.

Son of a bitch gonna blood greed all over you.

Yay.

All over who? Me? Yay

I yayed first I want some.

What? But... But... I deserve it more than you.

Hmmm fine

Hooray!