then the bagels evolve to have legs- legels (those bagels who practice law are called legals)

that was well-played

it was silly.

about the baygulls that travel at lightspeed- Raygulls?

or the ones that cause infestations- Staygulls

the birds that can control their piss stream- Kgulls!

the negative ones, neagulls

positive- yeahgulls

what he's created

a plurkgull?

if he's more brain damaged than he normally is.

ending another sentence with is.

is

{not}