I'm actually plurking again,

It is a wonder and you are all inriched by my bland mundanity.

Hello sweetness! Where've you been?

In a magical place, we're on our way there

there's toys in their millions

all under one roof

its called toys are us!

Yaaaaay! Take me with you!

Nuh uh, my toys!

But... But lip quivers

Ahahahahaha, peasant, look at all my lovely toys - does a Scrooge McDuck and dives into a vault full of toys

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Ouch, damn those action figures!

Giggle ... Sooooo... Can I come play now? flutters eyelashes

But your a girl - girls dont get to play in the masculinity fort, we ave a special password just so not dirty stinking girls get in disguied

What's the password?

Not tell you - I have that on good authority you are a girly pants.

puts on butch voice Who told you that? I'll thump him!