Wait, standing you up?

We were going to celebrate something or other-- getting the 69th comment on one of your whine boxes

Hold your horses.

Amerique, you had Lithuania stay and I never looked distressed.

...

Please. I've seen him blush when he walks past hot dog stands.

Does he?

He was perfectly innocent at the time! I saw no harm in it

You wouldn't. Pervert

I'm not the one corrupted him now am I?

How dare you! I did simply brought him into adulthood.

Yes, I'm sure

More of a man than you ever were, Angleterre.

Wow

So are you showing up or not?

Dear me, Toris blushes with the sight of hotdogs? Belarus01 won't be too happy about this

You can't be serious about this, right Monsiur?

...Wait, what?

Oh. I see. Ladies, France is speaking of america with that troublesome problem

English is a little confusing, please don't pay it any mind. France was saying America allowed Lithuania to stay with him.

and Lithuania finds hot dogs inappropriate

...Really? Hrm

...I'm confused..?!!?!??!

So is America trying to...ah..Lithuania?

What?!

No, man, we are like brothers

and, isn't Monsiur like your parent?

No, he's like an uncle

oh good lord..... there's a mute button, right....

and...isn't that also..inappropriate?

Where's that gif, the one with the popcorn?

America, how WILL you get out of this scrape?

That's it!