Smart think I did today...made stir-fry chicken in sesame oil with plum rice vinegar. Dumb think I did today...whacked my already aching
head against the laundry room door. 
ouch!
I would take a whack in the head for what you ate today. 
hands her friend an ice pack. You know it was a trap set by the separatists, right?
Drat! And I thought I had all the angles covered