Okay...check this out:
So we get some snow here (in good ole Seattle) and everybody losses their fuckin' minds - what pussies!

I come to work yesterday only to find EVERY cafeteria in this fucking factory is closed "due to inclement weather conditions".

So I go to the Tully's coffee (like a Starbucks) to get coffee and a sandwich and their sandwiches are all gone.

"The delivery trucks couldn't get in," they tell me, to conclude with, "due to inclement weather conditions".

I say, "What? They drive trucks, ya? I have a truck, ya? I'm here, ya? Why can't they be?"

And I'm met with the obligatory shrug accompanied by the "I dunno" bullshit!

Now today:

I come into work (expecting the cafeterias to puss out again)

content to settle for some hot coffee and at least a god damned cookie to munch on.

I mosy down to the Tully's (like Starbucks )

and find that it to is now closed because, yes you guessed it, "due to inclement weather conditions"!

What a crock!

...See why I say snow sucks, Witcher?

Oh there's more

If I were about that area I'd totally sneak you a proper lunch...before I froze to death

More?!

This bloody company can't even see to it that the 200+ people that did make here...

despite there being "inclement weather conditions", could have some form of sustenance.

So now I got no cafeteria, no Tully's (like Starbucks )

no coffee, no god damned cookie! I'm cranky as hell and I want my god damned cookie!

How do they expect y'all to WORK w/out any sort of meal?!

FUCK!!

What the hell?!

Witcher is so right, it's ridiculous how the PacNW shuts down due to some weather conditions.

When I first moved here from southern california they were having what they called a "severe storm" and everything was closed cause of it.

Well, the South tends to freak the fuck out when it flurries as well but that's b/c we're all morons who don't know how to handle it

Thank you for enabling my rant I love you guys

therefore it's best to shut down everything.

I was like...wth....Santa Ana winds are worse than this...I don't get it.

Witcher824: I'd say you were more than justified...

yay me!!

Ok so I gonna probably get smacked for this but here I go. Witcher, why didn't you being munchies from home in preparation after

I did but ffs...I want my god damned cookie!!

yesterday's lack of food due to :inclement weather"

GIVE THE MAN HIS COOKIE!

WHOOT!!

I demand an entire box for Witcher!

loads up the UHAUL full of cookies and throws on the chains on the tires so I can get through this inclement weather Here ya go Witcher

Holy hell, man. A little rain and they're fine but as soon as it changes to snow the whole fuckin city shits down?

SHITS down is the PERFECT description!!

Pfft. A foot of snow and even pet stores are expect to stay open!

Oh damn I just noticed my typo but hey it still works

I thought so to, Guen