Australia-san's Koala is here to visit.
Japan-san, will you take pictures? Does it like cats?
He seems to be doing well with the dogs so far... And Tama is curious, but has not come to see yet.
I will take pictures, however, yes.
Japan-san, will you help learn me Japanese? I want to speak with you on an intimate level.
You were doing well the last time we spoke.
I am sure Greece-san can learn Japanese well.
Everybody seems to be speaking a lot of Japanese, non?
I don't apologise. I am becoming closer to Japan-san
You are close to Monsieur Japan, oui?
Non, you do not have to apologize mon ami
I think it is best to always speak your language, oui?
It is...certainly easier...
とても? 何ですか? totemo. .... is....much
big tasty..... I sound stupid......
Ah...not at all. You are still learning, Greece-san.
...I am sure I sounded different when I first learned English...
I think it is amazing, of you mon ami. Not only do you have to study two different ways of speaking, but also,
two different ways of writing, oui? I think it is very hard!
Ah...we have three writing systems...but thank you.
three? Mon dieu, that makes things so much harder.
どうもありがとうございました. My boss say me I'm too lazy and must learn better.
You truly amazing mon ami
He doesn't like the Japanese language srudy
You are not lazy Monsieur Heracles.
But you read quite often, yes?
I don't think so neither.
I read often, yes. But now I want to read Manga
I think that is industrious, and not lazy at all!
There is nothing wrong with resting, oui?
I like rest. it is good for the head and body and other.
spirit inside for going to heaven
Oui, it gives you time to think

また風邪ですか。。。
Perhaps you are in need of holiday?
That is a cute cat, but is it crying?
I hear many people have gone to Australia-san's house? It is very warm there.
There are lots of quiet places here!
i will maybe runaway from boss again

Perhaps it is better to tell him where you go so he does not look...
then he will find and take home quicker.
....
Tell him you are here then.
this will not cause you trouble? what if they make a trap for if i visit?
.....okay. thank you, japan-san
Your place seems like a great hiding place, non?
Perhaps your house is a very safe place, mon ami.
It is strange because I usually live alone.
ghosts? Just like the one Monsieur Arthur says resides in his house?
...England-san does...have power after all...
one time he told a waitress there are nymphs in the forests of greece still.
but then he was drunk and tried to kiss on her
Maybe I should invite Monsieur Arthur to my house, so he can check if there are any ghosts there. Sober of course
...
Is...it a thing many foreigners do when drunk?
It is a thing england does.
not so much the kissing, but the drunk
a lot of times he gets angry and sad

I can understand...
but in my house he is naughty.
I think it is heat stroke. it makes him like france
he does it in all the hot countries. but if he does it to you, i think a war could make me rich.
i dont need to spend the money on weapons. I will have a spartan army
I do not kiss people when I am drunk. It makes me more courageous to tell them how I feel
because i would protect your honour
...Thank you, Greece-san.
Perhaps we can find another way to make you rich, however.... Wars are not favorable means.
i have not much to export.
I have lost many exports, but manga and anime have become popular...
i haven't got them. I have olives still. my boss wants tourism to be my 'selling point'
i feel a little like the whore, but i need money
Perhaps we should make anime with Greece-san's house as backdrop and then people will go.
Olive oil is great! We always use it

At this point, it is business...
japan-san, I would like that.
I would like my mother to be in it. and fighting.
Perhaps we can make a movie then...
I can ask America-san. He is here now and his movies are always very popular.
Perhaps an animated movie then?
and also that. all three.
Sounds like a good idea! I haven't seen you make one in greece yet
I want to see it when its done! Greece is beautiful and warm
Yes, his home is a very beautiful place.
Have you visited him before?
Many times. Greece-san and I have had a very long friendship.
That must be very nice then!
I hear its expensive to go to Greece though?
Ah...I did not notice much difference.
but then again, who am I to complain, everything in my country is getting more expensive, specially the food
not anymore, his boss is whoring him out

Angleterre loves it
.......
Ah, you are lucky, if you were cheaper, he would likely leap upon you like a hungry lion.
In a sexual manner, not killing
.................................I am afraid I do not follow.....
Angleterre likes Nations who are hot and cheap.
....

I do not see how any of that applies....
Ah, then I am thankful I am expensive?
ah...you poor sweet thing. Not compared to the rest of the world, you're not.
yes. I am not. But is that a good thing?
...perhaps that is why...
this is why Angleterre has a drink problem when he vi- no, he has it everywhere
But it is custom to serve alcohol when welcoming such important guest, yes?
...It is...custom here, too...
oh, we all do it. he just overdoes it
he was visiting recently, non? How much trouble did he cause?
He's a very good guest here.
...........I fear it is I who caused trouble.
too much can be a problem
....

I-It's...embarrassing for me....
i am his big brother, you must tell me in confidence
...
BUNDY!
He is enjoying his trip so far, Australia-san.