かまくらさんとねこ。-Kamakura house and Maru.- I hope everyone can enjoy Maru.
he is like a snail
Yes.
He is most famous cat.
はい？ we can meet him?
...I do not know where he lives unfortunately.
I will ask Romano to find
...Perhaps Romano-kun would know, yes.
his friends are very good at hide and seek
The cat is so fat and fluffy!
Mon amis, how did the cat fit inside?
cats are made of the sponge
Merde, are you sure?
...Oh, then perhaps Romano-kun can help.
And cats enjoy small space.
because they are made from the sponge
....oh.
They love tight spaces?
You are like your brother
What makes you say that mon ami?
that was a 'indecent' comment?
...?
Pardon moi, I didn't mean it in an indecent way
oh.
I meant that cats love fitting in tight spaces
I am not perverted at all
your brother has said me it before.
and that also
I promise, the only thing the same about us is our beauty, and our loving souls
but I am not indecent
Roshiko
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Yes. Frani is not indecent. She is vain and loves herself so much, but she is not a pervert
........nor am I
True! Kolko you need to defend me better!
Roshiko
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I'm not a lawyer!
Oui, you are not!
Belarus
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Sempai, that is so cute! Its so fluffy like a pillow!
Belarus
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Its so cute, the way it chases after the string!
Maru is most famous in the world cat.
Belarus
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world cat?
.... 
Maru is most famous cat in the world.
Belarus
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OH! Really?
Belarus
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I wonder if Ukraine-neko will ever be that famous
If one would put her videos online...perhaps.
Belarus
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You just gave me an idea
...?
Belarus
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I believe it's the most famous cat in the world
Do not worry, Anglais is a silly language
I will teach you French
Belarus
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you will teach me?
Belarus
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most famous..?
...Ah...French has many... ...r sounds... ...yes?
I will teach anybody. We have many beautiful sounds
...oh.
French is an interesting language...
oui, mais c'est tres facile.
"Oui, mais c'est tres facile."
....typing it seems...easier than saying it.
mais non!
Get on skype.
....................... 
N-now?
N-now?
Now!
A-ah....al...ri...gh...t....
Belarus
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Oui, mais c'est tres facile
Belarus
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what did we just say?
B-but it can't be for long, it is late and my guest is resting....
yes, but it's very easy!
Belarus
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It wasn't easy
Facile is...easy?
Then we must begin tout de suite!
oui! tres bien!
Belarus
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tout de suite?
Ah. ... Ah...Merci?
Ah...Merci?
de rien
(right away!)
Belarus
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ah..oui?
I shall be on skype soon.
..................
...Ah. This. Is quite.
...?
well he certainly looks dignified after he's in that.
........socute.
Yes, Maru is most fam--
Maru is the most famous cat in the world.
Because he is very cute.
I've never seen him before, he... ah
lives up to expectation
good chap
Ah...shall I show you more?
please.
まるです。
....
I...
...?
Yes well, he's. You're very lucky. to have him.
excuse me
A-ah? England-san...??
yes?
...Are you...alright?
Yes! Perfectly fine! As always, never better. Stunning
...? Would you like to see more videos?
.......................yes
....
Don't .... me you know you want to.
I-I'm doing this for you after all. Cheer you up. Er, not that you need it but you could use a laugh
....?
滑り込むねこ２。
Is...everything alright?
aaaa
everything is fine
...Alright...
ソファで寛ぐねこ。-Maru is relaxed on the sofa.-.mp4
Look, he's so excited
... I can't look anymore
...Ah? I'm sorry. have I shown something terrible...?
no no
it's fine
perfectly fine
....But I seem to have caused trouble to you?
it's no trouble.
he's very adorable
Maru is famous cat, yes...
I feel a bit light headed
........ ! Please have a seat then..!
! Please have a seat then..!
I- I think I need a moment away
Ah, yes...! Please taking care of yourself, England-san....!