I just woke from the most insane dream I have ever had in my life... about my "wedding" actually. It started out at the "bachelorette" party
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Where Arnold Schwarzenegger came out, butt freaking naked (ew!), I was given a "bunny warmer" aka penis warmer that looked like a bunny o.0
No strippers, unless you count Arnold (EW!)
and then it fast forwarded to my wedding and my water (who is a grizzled retired military man) lost a bet with me, so he was walking me down
my father is walking me down the aisle wearing green tights with a white partially unbuttoned shirt, he looked like a freaking gay Peter Pan
I told Grayson this morning and was laughing so hard I almost couldn't breath... called my mom and sister to tell them, omfg, so funny...
lmao hey at least you didn't have to dream about my dad wearing green tights!
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