it'd be better if instead of farting was boner'ing XD

Hector you just want a brit to fuck you dont you?

Seriously, if we ever meet I'll do terrible things to you.

LMAO!!

do you think that'd scare me? hell no haahah

Oh yeah?

I'd make you watch The Only Way Is The Essex Way!

what's that?

Hell on earth.

jersey shore?

Like that only worse.

I'D LOVE THAT!!!

Not this you wouldn't.

why?

Have you ever seen the systematic devolution of a persons mind and menatl functions?

The prolification of vapid, ultra-douche people.

Its more depressing than Shindlers list!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

like big brother?

Hector would love it. Trust me.

www.itv.com/essex/

just saying I LOVE jersey shore and the bad girls clun

vlub*

club****

XD

You are the lowest comon denominator.

bitch I'm S00 c00l I Am FuCKin' AwESuM!

I hate you

you know you love me xoxo

The only thing that aproaches love that I feel for you now is the desire to put things inside you.

Pro tip - it is not my penis.

omg a KNIFE!?!?

LOL!!

I'm scared!