i was too busy passing out!

my sugar took a dive this morning and it wasn't pretty

are you diabetic? If so you shouldn't be drinking at all. If not than you probably needed a hair of the dog

i'm having my sugar checked on the 13th

is that a double entendre cuz you know the 13th is my birthday

no i didn't know you're birthday was the 13th, but i know now

so does that mean I don't get to "check your sugar" on the 13th?