Just crammed four crumpets and cheese into my mouth all in onse go - with this power I shall humble god himself!
You amuse me 
Can we call you butter beard now? (Did you put butter on the crumpets?)
LOL.
Wow.
Nope, butter is for pussies.
When you say "pussies" - Pathetic men or vaginas? Or both?
Both - especially the vaginas. Can you say yeast infection...
"YEAST INFECTION"
My cooking teacher did... Boo Yah.
LOL.