Waiting for the bloody plumber to get here and he's half an hour late. Late plumbers are a bit annoying. Why can we not sync our plumbing?
Herzog
says
does your plumber rub his chin thoughtfully, give a sharp intake of breath and say "hmmm, it'll cost you"`?
Willow Mathews
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Noooo! It's a rented plumber here to fiddle with my taps at the owners request. He may well have said that to said owner though.
Herzog
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in the UK, it's the law for plumbers to do that
Willow Mathews
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He's currently fiddling with my neighbours taps, she has the same owner as me. bitch didn't have to take her kids to school andbeat me.
Herzog
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and once they've done that, it's law that they have a cup of tea and read the tabloids before even thinking of work
Willow Mathews
says
Well i have the news on the telly so that will have to do. If they want a cuppa then the kettles in the kitchen right next to the damn taps
Willow Mathews
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It's hard to punctuate on a plurk, we need more characters!!!!
Herzog
has
to punctuate text messages even.
Willow Mathews
says
Indeed.
Willow Mathews
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I hate not punctuating just to fit things in.
Willow Mathews
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sacrife of a comma is blasphemy.
Willow Mathews
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Unless it's like a typo hey?
Ноэль
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