We have broken another bed and now I AM OUT OF WINE.

On the plus side the vagrants that live in the bottle bank will be six merlo and shiraz' richer, the thrifty buggers.

Oh God yes, and oh no! All wrapped up in one.

Og I don't like wine xD

Plebeian. It does sound like a good anniversary. How many beds have you gotten through?

Wow, Chris! Wow!

Three so far.

Again, I say wow.

Head board cracked on the first, slats shattered on the second and this one has had the support beam split.

Thats right, ladies. Its always happy hour here.

Excellent.