This must be a valentine tradition for me...
As half-assed as it seems...
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Curious Jack went up the wood,
To pick his dear a patch of daisies.
He picked as many as he could,
And tripped- and whoopsie-daisy.
He dropped the flowers all around-
They all fell to the ground.
He tried to gather them around,
But then not all of them were found.
Thinking, he needed assistance with his ploy.
He called for the helpful bear.
The bear then rushed toward the boy,
And ate him then and there...
What did you expect the bear to do?
Help you pick and pot some flowers?
You must be dead-pan crazy too,
Like that psycho that mubles for hours.
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