If they ask for details, what's he going to say??? Lol. To lift her huge ass out of bed? Help putting pants on?

shaving her legs

I had a Pontiac Fiero when i was pregnant with Wayne. I couldn't get out of it to save my life.

Maybe he can say you needed help getting out of the car??

Lol!! With k, my car broke the week before I had her so I had to drive hubs Porsche to work. It was miserable!! I couldn't get in or out.

Couldn't fit behind the wheel. It was sad.

Hubs often uses me as an excuse when he is late...