I have to say, my dad is able to freak everyone out, not just me

At dinner last night, he handed my brother a fortune cookie, which was weird because we weren't eating chinese food

nobody else got a cookie

and when Danny opened it up, the fortune read:

"DANNY CHILLINGWORTH, TODAY IS YOUR FINAL DAY."

And then Danny freaked out and gave me my money back

the end

I don't even

It is very good

LAMDSKGDJF how even

I HAVE NO IDEA

That is disturbing and... kind of funny in a way too.

HSODFJLK your family is........

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lmao?!?!?!!