ugh

I like bugs to look at, but the idea of them crawling on me terrifies me

...this is actually only true for fast-moving bugs

elephant beetles don't ever bother me, even if they're on my fact

*face

but roaches and things terrify me

I completely agree! The slow, lumbering ones are even kind of cute, but a scurrying roach, I do not care for at all. I understand that this

is irrational.

I am not, however, afraid of scurrying spiders

/shrug

how are you, darling?

I'm okay. Pretty tired, since I'm rushing to finish up a bunch of projects/tattoos before I move, but it's better to be busy than not

working, I suppose. What about you? Feeling any better?

Also, spiders. What horrible creatures. Howcanyoustandthem?

they are darling!

I love all their little legs

you always seem to be tired and busy

but I'm glad you have work

Not only do they have far too many legs, they have far too many eyes, which is somehow worse.

Blah, I know. I am trying hard to be less of a workaholic, and enjoy myself more. Perhaps I can come live beneath your bed, and survive on

tea and scraps? I am quiet and clean, and I can draw you silly pictures on command.

yes!

please do! I don't want to be alone

Yay! On my way now. The distance is mind boggling, so it may take a while (but strangely, you end up in the future anyway).

I sure do!