Tardis.

Get inside me.

I'll take you around the world

And to different times too~

i got convicted outlaw three times in a row.

gosh darnit, i wanted to be a tardis.

I'M THE TARDIS

I should use you and travel so that I'll never be caught.

. . .Don't get inside me.

...............................but how else will i escape?

You won't. ;TARDIS has spoken.

oh

so that's how i got to this life. I get it now.

THANKS A LOT THERE