Yesterday a little girl described a mamogram to me.

Now I shall never have another toasted sandwich again.

Little girls know what mamograms are?

I think her gran may have told her.

i HOPE HER GRAN TOLD HER!

Why? I don't understand what's bad about a mamogram.

Have you had one?

No... But I have seen the machine, understand that they can be painful and have no idea what they have to do with toasted sandwiches.

Neither do I, but now its been described to me I have no intention on that midlife gender change I was planning.

Right, come on, how did she describe it? (You know men can get breast cancer too, right?)

Yea how did she describe it?