man I've gotta stop boiling water

Rice is potato seeds? That doesn't even make sense. Potatoes are their own seeds, thats why they grow into plants when you leave them out.

nuh uh

Prove it.

WITCHCRAFT

the lightbulb part is a little fishy. Incandescent bulbs are very inefficient and serve no real purpose when better alternatives exist.

ahem they're all false

...prove it

now I want to know where they're all from

I guess I should spread the word

Save the earth, don't boil water.

lol, after about the 2nd or 3rd one down I called bs...