That is a good thing.

Yay, but why would Mar 8 be unsafe?

'cmon sir...spill

personal note the church I work at is where 3 years ago the pastor got shot dead on the pulpit. Each year since then we have had either

those westboro people, some random asshole, or media trucks lined up outside in the morning...

Ack.

Heck.

Oof.

Yikes! Glad you avoided the asshat circus this year.

Now you just have to hope there are no slow news days on years 5 or 10...

asshat circus update someone emailed the church last night claiming that god was telling them to remove one of the pastors

why cant God ever tell them to eat another piece of pie?. maybe buy a dog?

Oh, goodie. I hope someone reported that death threat to the police?

we always do, but its hard to get them to move on anything

What about reporting it to the Hate Crimes unit ... is that FBI? Or CIA?

Domestic stuff would be FBI.

...but that only applies if it's interstate.

Now, see, here I'd be alerting the RCMP ...

Equivalent organizations, yes. (see also: "The Untouchables", film)