hahaha whoever plays shoma is cute...
everybody should go tag them when they post
just saying 
really cute...
hahahaha they are geez
i usually dont get along with people so well gosh 
it is surprising that they like you
IT IS SURPRISING YOUR FACE IS A BUTT
oh gosh hahahahahaha
accurate picture of kanba tbh
it is surprising Shouma-mun puts up with you two
IT IS SURPRISING YOUR FACE IS A SUPER BUTT
ah yes his handsome face 
lowlifes who will never amount to anything
MOMOKA IS NICER THAN THAT GO AWAY
penguinhat Momoka
no that was just mel speaking
from her heart
doki doki
oH 
NO
YOU are not supposed to see this
no go away
too late i am gazing upon it
MY PLAN WAS NOT THOUGHT OUT WELL.......
no well you know ran she plays masako norway and kyoko
i play kanba and sayaka
and mel plays butts
she just plays a butt
yes, yes! i have heard good things about ran's norway before
HAHAHAHA REALLY no gosh
NO I REALLY CANT RECOVER i'm going to pretend you never saw thsi plurk
and play it really aloof
and like i don't really like you and i am just okay with you
wow you're really endearing
it is scientifically proven tsunderes are successful
oh hugs i guess they are okay
NO I CANT PLAY IT OFF
quietly goes through your kanba at asgard..
NO YOU CANT
WHATS WITH YOUR FREAKY AND FRIGHTENING KNOWLEDGE OF PENGUINDRUM
whats with your devoted and dedicated fandom aim name
no just look at masako
masako is perfect that is all you ever need to see 
my psn is letsdestiny too it's a thing
WHY........
omg i love masako 
gosh yes
she is so cute
also esmeralda tbh
kyuhu
no but you cant look at me or anything i do????
even when i play with you you just have to go at it blindfolded
are you gonna blindfold me and then be like
SHOMA... I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS TO YOU.....
yes
that is exactly what im going to do
we are going to do this kinky way or no way at all
sounds like an accurate kanba response
kanba doesnt need to app at amat because he is amat
penguin no1 reads amat threads
new headcanon
oh hi I am Mel I play Momoka and Iceland and Feferi I am super late
penguin no1 enjoys whips that is not even headcanon it is just canon
penguin no1 likes it rough that's really why he has a bandage
maiiau hello!! C: i can't wait to play with your momoka!! it's going to be fun with all the neat cr
also omg iceland!! iceland is cute..
penguin no1 touches himself at night: canon
I am excited to play with you I will leave you to your penguin porn discussions...
LMAO fafds;gdflhd
i'm laughing so hard tonight is really good
NO MEL COME BACK
THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
no come back ice is just a bb we are not actually talking about penguins
the penguins are a metaphor for penises
so you are talking about penises liking whips
i can talk about what i love
going home
NO.......
its ok mel ran is here too shes just
not here
RAN GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE
i like how i act like if i yell, it's actually going to resound through plurk
Ran will hear it
it will echo through the plurk until she hears it
no now shes doing this to spite me
NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I MADE HER UP
yes its true i play everybody
it's okay, it's okay
/shooshpap
OH YOU KNOW HOMESTUCK too...
what is this it is like youre the worst soulmate i could ever ask for
since... homestuck... is such a rare fandom...
YES this is ran
i didnt make her up
(I'm Scarfle)
GO AWAY
no now youve met her ran can leave now
ok... 
Scarfle really has a second account she pretends it is someone named Ran
omg everyone is so cute 
its a fun time for everybody
NO you are the cutest gosh
im sorry i am totally talking too much i am just so excited
wow no you are excuse me!!! and aww, i'm glad!! the apping shoma thing was a last-minute decision but i'm glad i did! 
hehehehehe
gosh i know i didnt plan to app until like day five
i want to thread megucas with you both too i play kyouko and sayaka so i can thread with either one of you...
i play kyouko and sayaka so i can thread with either one of you...
i also have a homura account but unfortunately i have a very strong grasp of her characterization
so all her tags will be
[hair flip]
[hair flip the other way]
[super hair flip]
aww, it's okay! practice makes perfect!
no i will one day just make homura's hair account
problem meet solution
Scarfle is slowly spreading throughout my plurklist... like an infection of butts...
butts..
buttfection
Scarfle is the buttiest... I'm butty, but I cannot approach her level of butts
I have much to learn from the master
booty plague..
why do i wake up to this ADAM GET OUT NOBODY LOVES YOU!!!!!
i am respectable
when you call me i am not a booty call
