Never staying up until the wee hours drinking wine and listening to radio comedies ever again.

...But that sounds fun!

It was fun, but now I have a hangover and am too sleepy to stay in character.

Awww. Poor thing.

Still better than the time I did that before a work day...

Iiii have been there.

Sometimes I make bad life decisions. I consider it part of my charm.

Too much tequila... then a noisy warehouse job.

Ow. I just work at a retail store populated mainly by old lady customers.

Bad life decisions, yay.

But hangover + getting stuck at the register that doesn't automatically calculate change = not fun.

...You poor thing!

Haha, I was like "...okay, your total is $19.78 and you gave me a 20, so..." and everyone in line thinks I'm mentally challenged

I am mentally challenged, guys, I got hit over the head with a fifth of rum

Yay rum!

Yay indeed. Although I prefer vodka these days.

I'm a rum or tequila girl.

And I whole-heartedly support the "go back to bed."

Tags can wait, haha.

Going back to bed will ruin my sleep schedule, but I may just sit here and read old Hungover Owls posts to cheer myself up

Or that. That works too.