Motherfucker! Moses let's your people go; he doesn't NOAH to build ships.

well moses can part the ocean so you can walk home.

Lukes like she got confused with the two.

Samuel out there, baby Jesus is crying.

Adam mind giving her bible lessons.

Cain we stop the puns now?

Aaron think thats gonna happen.

We have Mary more

MArk my words, this wont end well...

The Ruth hurts. Puns can be irratating sometimes.

I'm really bad this... when it comes to puns... Isaac...

Such pessimism. You CAIN always hope for the best. After all, God forgives.

Hey! No repeating, Judas that?!

Esau what you did there! do we deduct points for reuse?

If you are Abel to. XD

If only we could give S&D penalties to Duga Isaiah siguro nun panoorin!

S&D the Archon? You must be Job-king

Jude, chill! Joke lang

Yeah.. Duga and SnD is an event of biblical proportions. Impossible.

It's like... you'd have a higher probability recreating the 10 plagues.

Duga is the Ruth of all evil...

Duga will take your Ark, and Ramses down your throat!.

Its blasphemy to say the least.

Ay teka... I Peter head off to work.

Solomon! and thanks for all the fish

Take care! May God be with you.

Tabitha-bi lang pag naglalakad sa kalye... ingat!

Holy shit these jokes are bad

Pharoah benta padin.

Dinah mauulit siguro ganitong thread

You forgot about the Heavenly Bodies Pun Thread. Ester-ific!

Simon find the link to that plurk I think it's lost forever

Jonah try. Hopefully I find it.

this is becoming Erzaggerated