Today had gravity to it, magesty even.

Today was important.

It was my joy, my privilage to bring into this world a perfect being.

Ladies and Gentlemen, today I pooped out the World Serpent.

The biggest poo I've ever managed - complete and unpinched I'll have you know - it had curl and girth like a banana.

A full fifteen minutes of dedicated straining and care and I was finished.

I would have taken a picture if I had a camera worth a damn.

It was beautiful.

LMAO! Well done. Maybe you should go for the world championship.