I have work to do during the day.

Like school, driving people places, homework.

But no, you expect me to dedicate every fucking second of my life

to texting you.

Me and my boyfriend don't even text this much, I don't know how people could be in a relationship with you

you never give them any time to themselves! and if they ask you get offended. just--why am I friends with you again?

oh. because when you aren't being like this--you're actually really cool to be around.