...what.....

Nothing at all

merde. what? what is going to happen? Is it Paris?

Wh-what, no

Who said anything about Paris

I feel like you are planning something against me

He's not, he'd cackle more or something

hey France, is it ok to have seconds?

of course! My little boy must build his strength

lad's bloody strong enough as it is, France.

I plan your demisery with myself

Say it in French.... it'll... have a better effect

demisery?

Won't seconds make you fat?

My guess is demise/misery.

And I like a little to hold onto, he can eat as much as he likes

...

mange.

mange? like the skin condition?

......

the thing I keep saying to you. EAT.

oh!

...

Mon cheri, weren't you in a diet?

he is eating healthier with me, so he may eat more

Well I trust your cooking of course. I am just worried about his appetite.

hehe you know, the way my economy is you'd think people would notice I've lost a lot

Losing weight is good. However, if you lose too much, its bothersome. Why don't you visit my house,

We have lots of LARGE food. maybe that would help

Mon USofA, oui I am very concerned about your weight. You should stay here for a while. Mon frere and I will make you healthy again~!

Thanks but I think I'll be okay!

... How did this plurk possibly-- never mind, it's a proper distraction.

Are you sure mon cheri~!?

I'm absolutely certain