I somehow manage to anyway

I was offered a job as a curling instructor

LMFALDSKKJG cool

(This is for next year)

So I could potentially work at a hockey rink and a curling club

and i here thinking youd be a

(wait for it)

beaver caretaker

BAHA cant get much more canadian than that pal! Congrats!

you be teaching beavers curling

because once you hit that point you've passed the point of no return and you become one with canada

I'll just merge into the soil