no you smell of butts

friend me loser

i am ~scarfle

or as i like to call myself ~*~scarfle~*~

gross why would I do that!!

no why would i friend you!!

no

why would i want to scarfle

sure okay

im crying in my heart

who are you again

it's not like i fin you adorable

no cappy get out

god

NO

someone friend me already

i am sitting here

at my email account

waiting for the flood of people to love me

oh yes i see

bar...full....? yes of course i'll be your friend barfull

NO

MY NAME IS NOT BARFLE

fine i'll add you loser but don't misunderstand

yes good

wow what is with that ridiculously dorky username

wow shut up!!

I get enough buttfles on plurk n-e-way

buttfle and barfle cut so deep

because they are so true

thank you!!!! it's one of my favorites and it used to be accompanied by a moving picture

but then my friend made me a hipster picture of butts

and i was like i cant refuse this gift

may i see

scarfle.dreamwidth.org/p...

basks in the brilliance

buttfle is too apt a name for me

just too apt

defriends

KATY WHY

JUST FRIEND ME

also no

scarfles

NO

scarfles so much

IS THAT HATE

ah someone who makes me uncomfortable is on there so i'll have to pass

lmfao it's okay!! ;u;