taken a bow.

it was part of an assessment/presentation in a photography subject (alternative presentation). So, mercifully, a small crowd.

how wonderful!

relieved that this one was only thirsty.

a viscous audience would be dripping good fun.

agog.

oh, _tats_.

that dripping on tarts was going to a very wrong place.

sure that this is true.

where he is standing now.

damn!

the 3am thing earlier today is messing my usual shabby wit.

...

!

what's your position?

how does 3am tomorrow suit you?

so long as they're the folding variety.

pondered this and deems it to be true.

it's probably a gander thing.

she might take a gander at the inside of her own eyelids.

bowed and will now exit gracefully.

tripped over a small potato, fell down, created a hole in the floor and tumbled to the centre of the earth.

see you - possibly quite literally - on the other side.

tried it. The answer is The Sea.

that site is a fascinating time-waster though. Australia's antipodes is much closer to Bermuda than to England.