i got one here who is compelled to grab his crotch everytime he talks to me. and another who is like the tasmanian devil everytime he passes

one who wont look in my eyes and must talk to me with his eyes full on closed. like my face is too ugly n is distracting

so naturally, i make faces at this dude when his eyes are shut. BE THAT WAY. as i cross my eyes and sneer at u w my asian stink eye

just be all awkward and aggravating here. like ya'll owe it to my presence to socialize w me at a lower standard. buncha nimrods

annoying. i cant work w people today.

i work w chemists, engineers, mechanics. and i know a lil of each field to be dangerous

and he goes off on a tangent on some other theorem he's into and it's all sorts of bsc

bsc= batshitcrazy

cute guy at work could be hot if he wasnt so ... fanatical about himself.

he's like a caricature to me, like johnny bravo but different hair. same smugness n guffaws of indignance.

you say to him "have a good day" and he retorts "pssh! well YEAH. my days are always awesome." like him just being is an ode to sunshine sex

like flowers rip off their petals n lay it on the ground for him. like his footsteps sprout golden baby unicorns w diamond horns

this is entertaining ... i can run with this.

like his sneezes spurt forth the snot that is use to christen oracles that discover the next dalai lama n solve world peace

like his grunts of effluent self love are the puffs of air that add the highlights to the tufts of cherub pubes.

like each time he does his strut of victorious mastery, baby elephant asses become rotunder and shinier n become my lil pony cousins.