i really want to buttpat people for like ten minutes 
oh
only if you dress up as pretty angel cas
delicately rubs your bum
/presents posterior
doubletap: i know you are right up there but i must keep track somehow but you are the sweetest person ever geez louise
oh good buttpats are my favourite
you are seriously so nice and so funny I CANT BELIEVE MORE PEOPLE don't even know you at all because you are so nice 
I FEEL LIKE MORE PEOPLE SHOULD you are funny you are witty your plurks make me laugh
wait i thought you meant actual butt patting oh no
and you are a very good morgiana and after reading more of her i want to play with her forever
YOU AND BOXY MAKE THE PERFECT DUO i will punt anyone who says otherwise 
so i was afraid and wondered what cas was doing there cas keep away from butts okay
dean's butt must be pat
i don't want buttpats 
My dernière resists your magical touch 
alternia: katy you are ridiculously sharp in everything and in my life and in my life..... in my head you are incredibly fashionable
i'm offended that you're not going to physically reach through the screen and pat my butt
Delicious buttpats. Also my phone auto corrected that to butt toast hahahahhaha
thank you that was very nice!!!!!
maybe you are maybe you aren't maybe you stay in bed all day and just roll around THATS PROBABLY MORE TRUE
but you GO AWAY FANNY
if anyone says thank you i'm punting them out this is a one way buttpat street
anyway katy you are ridiculously on top of things and you have such a sleek sense of graphics and html and idk
that's probably why i think you're so fashionable
you wear it so well
but yes you are a cutie and i adore you, please never stop looking down on my hipster ways
what a confusing post
FANNY GO AWAY YOUR FANNY IS SHOWING
okay i probably should have started out that YOU ARE SOMEONE I FEEL I GET ALONG SURPRISINGLY WELL WITH because i am a brittle cactus and
hate everybody
BUT YOU GET THINGS
YOU MAKE POOP JOKES
THIS IS MY LIFE
and you are ran's friend so i automatically knew you were super nice but again exceeded all expectations fifty gold stars
BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP DRAWING SO WELL
I AM BUT ONE PERSON
MY HOPES OF LIFE ARE CRUSHED
but having a name SO EASILY CONFUSABLE WITH ESKI
speaks wonders to me
wonders...
but no you draw well too I STILL FOLLOW YOUR ART BLOG and your twitter
is that your twitter or eski's twitter i can't tell i'm falling down these stairs help
but you have that subdued humor and i always strive to try and look cool in front of you
so you will like me all the more 
I EXPECT YOU HATE A LOT OF PEOPLE but i will not be one of them, not while i'm still cute
OMG I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LITERAL BUTT PATTING I WASN'T EXPECTING AN ENGAGEMENT RING OF WORDS lksdjfffffffffffff 
also you knew bbran that is adorable
HOW DO I LITERALLY BUTTPAT PEOPLE
I think the only fandoms we share are hetalia and homestuck...
THROUGH THE INTERNET
i'm in ccs too.....
I can see you trying.
if that counts.
yes i'm patting the computer screen
shoosh pap......
oliviousness: your buttpats are butty because your butt is nice
no you are super cute and i really think you're like a gem of the rp world???
And I do hate a lot of people but Buttfle would never be one of them!!!
i hate you too
i know that sounds super stupid BUT IT'S REALLY TRUE you are super talented and flexible and you have such an array of talents
shooshes scarfle with hateful buttrubs
barfle
I REALLY LIKE YOU A LOT you make everything seem super cool but you are super cute at the same time??
you make everything seem super cool but you are super cute at the same time??
like you always say interesting things
and i loathe you for that because that's like a superhero talent and i'm like the opposite
i tell stories with anti-climatic endings it's true
anyway you are tavros to me now because you are too cute
orange will always be like dave to me sry2say
mostly because she talks to herself a lot
/buttpatts scarfle
i don't want buttpats i just happened to wander into this plurk that's all
you are seriously someone who i will always strive to be friends with because you are like
so cute really adorable SO CUTE you have a good sense of humor and you're really sharp
AND I MEAN it's not like you're ever nice to me but i see you be nice to other people
par my butt
you are surprisingly outgoing and charming and do your best to have fun with a wide range of people and it's weird
*bat
and you honestly kinda stink???? but i appreciate that in a person, stinkiness
I JUST REALLY ADORE YOU OKAY if it's not obvious by now then nothing is nothing is
one day you will love me like you love your hong kongs
i dont talk to myself i just talk at you and you dont respond 
stinkiness WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN it's okay i will accept your dere
always 
I WROTE YOU A HUGE LOVE ESSAY can i just copy paste from that
one day i will just c&p from that
I KNOW I KNOW
also you suck at being tsundere
you're too dere
i saved it uwah... []
THATS JUST SAD
i gave it an A+
i also
am not qualified to teach
gosh you're really funny
stop being funny on my plurk IM TRYING TO PATT BUTTS
LtheMilkEater: it is ridiculously easy to be friends with you
i'm sorry go back to patting asses don't mind me
and i never noticed how much effort you take to befriend people until recently and it is a surprising amount
SURPRISING i mean i dont work for it i just lie there let people feed me grapes
but you are sweet and energetic and you are funny
you make me feel good because you laugh at my stupid jokes
since it's the internet i can't tell you're fake laughing
so i'm pleased
no you are honestly just a very nice person and i encourage your energetic approach to life
also you like sket dance a++++
Scarfle
/spews radioactive energy all over this plurk it's the source of my energy 
you are so energetic and RIDICULOUSLY TALENTED AT ART i know i say this a lot but that is because THESE ARE MY TRUE FEELINGS
you have hands of gold
molten gold
no seriously you're funny you're sweet you are honestly a person i expect to come from sweetpeas_rpg
but you make me laugh and i like you loads I LIKE YOU LOADS because you are just so energetic and sweet and I AM IN TUNE WITH YOU
THE LOVE OF STEINS;GATE CANNOT FAIL 
your dorky love for kurisu makes me laugh all the time
and you are just so incredibly ugghghghghgh I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT IT
you are a nice person
#avatar deal with it
that's right science has brought us together 
seriously though wawawa ldsfkj I LIKE YOU TOO SCARFLE 
seriously though wawawa ldsfkj I LIKE YOU TOO SCARFLE veracitatem: am i even going in the right order i can't even tell BUT YOU ARE SO ORGANIZED
i know stupidest buttpat ever but you are so on top of things
how are people not intimidated by your sheer maturity and grace
your elegance
your dance
also you play diva so that's like a thousand points to you that's it everybody else go home you win all the games
but no on top of that you are funny and you have SO MUCH GOOD STUFF TO SHARE
you are so engaging and i like your fsts or rather that one fst i am not talented at keeping up with people
i tend to fall over
i'm the puppy that can't roll over to get up
but no you are legit nice and i will never 4get 
gofightwin: i probably skipped like fifteen people that's okay i don't like anyone but thia
thia you are so sweet gosh
LAST NIGHT
i realized how creepy i sounded and i asked ran like IS TELLING SOMEONE THEY HAVE A NICE SMILE REALLY CREEPY
and she was like scarfle i am trying to work please go away
BUT YOU REALLY DO OKAY i just say what's on my mind it's sad no filter
but you are so mature and handle things so well and you are so welcoming it's kinda ridic
AND YOU ARE SOPHISTICATED
your love for asoaif is sophisticated there i said it I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF
but you are so quietly quirky it's like at first glance you're so normal and you are well grounded i will give you that
but at the same time you're like a normal alien
no scarfle you're never creepy......
IN A CUTE WAY i have no filter i really don't but in a very cute way
PEOPLE SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR KNOWING YOU
people should be thankful for knowing YOU
I AM HONESTLY VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THEY SHOULD
but im glad my love for asoiaf is sophisticated
you are such a talented cosplayer and rper and person
and i am happy to be a seemingly normal alien 
you are talented at being a person
SHUT UP THIA GO AWAY
YOU ARE MOCKING ME WITH SEXY CATS
MadarFoxfire: foxfire you unlike thia don't even bother to pretend you're normal
and i adore that about you so much you are so funny
you are honestly really funny it's like i'm just reading along and SUDDENLY FOXFIRE.........
you're someone i would love to be friends with all my live long life it is true
i mean your love for the yaois
and your mockery of the yaois
so talented
HOW DO YOU BE SO EARNEST AND MAKE ME LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME
sometimes i feel like i'm talking in a strange language around you and nobody understands
but hopefully a few words will trickle in to say you are a nice person and i hope i can keep you forever
in my pocket
no i love my sexy cats they are genuine...
your sexy cats remind me of orange and that disturbs me
one day i will switch to calling you ao i will do it it will be grand
but in the meanwhile you're a very sweet person who puts up with my self indulgent crap so i appreciate thatin a person
truly an ao to stand above all aos
also you are truly the pun master i am just saying i will always be a disciple
i mean they're all keyworded ao
aosexy -> 
THATS REALLY DISTRUBING
aoboots ->
WHY
IS THIS REALLY HER LEGACY
->
aopole excuse me
THATS TOO SAD
why is it ao everything WHY IS AO THE SEXY CAT
you sum up thia well and also i am so flattered
we should be friends for eternity yes
vomiting heaps of glorious words
waves butt in the air like i just don't care
you are a sweetie poo and i'm glad we are in similar fandoms and have similar friends
and by that i mean adam
he is our only link he is the flotation device
but no you are honestly a really nice person and i am super enthusiastic to know the same things as you
it makes it more special that way
it's not only penguindrum it is our penguindrum okay no that sounds creepy
but you know what i mean you inclusive butt 
hehe thank you!! 
we shared the fruit of fate..
This is the cutest Plurk.... Scarfle is the cutest scarfle....
I want to do this now-- I FORGOT TO CAPITALIZE IT 
Scarfle is the cutest of all the scarfles...