Phone is the only thing keeping me sane in the darkness

oh right

i forgot...that that is a thing...

Wait wh--

My parents went on a walk with my siblings because they wanted to "bask in the unpolluted glory of mother nature"

My dad says weird stuff

LMFAO

So how far off does he have to walk to hit a forest preserve?

Verantze: Considering Toronto. Preeeeeeeeety far, I assume