For the first time

Have fun!

...I almost want to see an LP of this. You'll enjoy~

Twin Snakes remake or the original PS1 version?

Original PS1~

I'm actually IMing somebody with reactions to things as they happen :|b

These guards are hella resilient

/lurks here :3c

dude plurk your reactions I want to see this

Well I kicked a guard and then he spotted me ;A;

What a jerk

aim for the eyes next time

so I ran and got some stun grenades while dodging acamera

i mean

and then I dove towards an airduct like "yesssssss"

and then a guard saw me

so I kept trying to crawl into the duct

while they were firing at me

I made it though!!!!

And ate rations

yesss mice let me follow you

teach me your mousey ways

Rations! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND

i mean

AND NOW THERE'S A TANK

LEMME STEAL IT PLEASE

Oh man

I love how these "advanced geonome soldiers"

with superior eyesight and hearing

see about as well as a carrot

OOH STAIRS

LEMME-

CAMERA!!!!!!!

FFFFFFF

First death

rip snake he was da best

hehehe in ur face camera

u thot u cud cetch me a 2nd tiem

well ur dum

steal the camera and just run around with it

I MEAN

I WISH I COULD

... true that would get in the way of this.

Also I'd be the worst Solid Snake ever so yeah.

I don't know what a chaff grenade is but i have three of them

good

it causes chafing

oh wait

... no that's something else

sorry

time 2 rescue the derpa chief

awww sweet a woman doing crunches

screw the rest of the game im watching this until i fall asleep

I MEAN

TIME TO SAVE THE DERPA GUY

YEAH I'M IN HIS CELL NOW HE IS SAVED

teehee snake said butt

oh hey crucnches lady nice to see you again

NUCLEAR EQUIPPED WALKING BATTLE TANK?

M E T A L G E A R

METAL GEEEEEEEEEEAR?!

YOU KNEW?!!!!?!?!?!

best

the found out my password

speaking of metal gear solid:
HAWP: Metal Gear Solid Storytimei think tihs entertains me more than it ever should

YOU TALKED?!?!?!

PSYCHO MANTIS?!?!?

NO DERPA CHIEF DON'T DIEEEEEEEE

rip derpa chief he was da best

oh hey it's crunches lady

except with a gun

WOAH WHERE DID SNAKE GET THAT GUN I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T HAVE A GUN

OH NO I DIED IN A GUNFIGHT

rip snake he was da best

when suddenly zombie snake

i mean

LMFAO THE NAKED GUY IN THE CORNER

HE'S ALREADY PIXELATED ENOUGH

Whoops i stepped on a landmine

rip snake he was da best

snake why must you die so much

whoops i got shot

rip snake he was da best

snake what are you doing to the derpa chief that is just distasteful

oh my dat ass

crunches chick, you're sending me mixed messages here

if you're looking for a place to rest your groin, literally anywhere is better than there

have sum class :/

aww shit i was shot by guards

rip snake he was da best