did the wind change?

wind. I wish that would change.

farting like a trooper yesterday. Just sayin'.

assumes troopers fart a lot.

farting like a grenadier.

phewwwww. My teapot is full of farts!

that makes it some kind of Dutch oven.

apologises.

that's not necessary. However, since we're talking Dutch, maybe I need to go under the covers?

trust no-one.

strongly recommends against going under any covers at this point.

having a giggle.