what happened and who do i have to hurt

this guy didn't do his homework, and the teacher asked why

... oh this should be good

let me go get the hammer

and he said that he had a panic attack last night

and the teacher said mmkay and left to go get photocopies

and then I heard him talking to his friends

the real reason was:

he got super super high, and when he tried to start his bio homework, he accidentally brushed his book against his nipple

and then he found out that rubbing his nipples felt good

so he spent the next 4 hours rubbing his nipples and listening to hannah montana music

i just

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stupidity's a hell of a drug

I MEAN

Canada. Canada, you are better than this.

It was the dumbest thing I've heard all day

and I'm ME

I SAY DUMB STUFF ALL THE TIME

I give even Alan more credit than this!

I...well. Okay then. >_>