so there's this guy i have been talking to that i met on okc and things have actually been going really well so far 
i keep waiting for like the other shoe to drop or him to have some kind of horrible flaw and he just
good luck gurl
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has
none ... 
and i think we're going to marathon community soon
He is secretly Jason Voorhees
LMFAO I KNOW RIGHT
THAT IS WHAT I KEEP EXPECTING
"AN AXE? WHY DO YOU OWN AN AXE?!" "...because I'm a forestry major." "...oh right."
Also *ax because I guess it's spelled both ways idek
no he's a theater major and he's the weapons master for the play rn lmfao that would explain the axe ok
LMFAO
but i'm really interested in theater and stuff so even that is like a plus to me 8(
like he even said he wouldn't be condescending about me wanting to see breaking dawn/liking twilight 8( i'm like omfg
That's not a terrible secret it's useful. When he can't find work it lets him get a part time job at a minimart and act like it's a real job
(because seriously, what is funding for the arts in this country anymore)
lol
LMFAO BRIAN
come to flagstaff we'll hook you up
i don't even need to know a theater major, everyone is gay here
LMFAO
Which is a given, our school mascot's a lumberjack
and he's okay
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everyone comes to nau for the sexy lumberjack. girls and boys alike.
Damn you are really eager to get laid if you're on your way right now
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LMFAO
no bro if that dentist story is the extent of your sex life it's time to come to flagstaff
even if we can't find a gay friend of my theater major i'll give you a consolation bj. it's win-win.
it barely feels like arizona here ok
It really, really doesn't feel like Arizona in Flagstaff :|
Sure there's annoying country music in like half the places, but that's about the extent of it
The only down side is you're within like a hundred miles of Sedona and all the crazy THAT breeds.
hey i love country music watch your tongue
and haha me too, b.
yuma is like the devil's fucking armpit
Sometimes there isn't another shoe. Enjoy it. =)
Sobs I'm trying but I am not built that way. I have been burned and bailed on too many times. 
Nope. ENJOY IT. If you're not having fun, what's the point?
I am having fun! Doesn't stop me from being paranoid.
It's a hard instinct to resist, true.