/waits for scathefire to scream
what did you do
idk check your inbox
OH MY GOD WHY
WHY
LMFAOOOO
I FUCKING HAT EYOU DFLGJDFGLJ
aklesjgrdfhlkg
NEVER THREADING WITH YOU AGAIN
EVER
YOU LOVE ME
NO I HATE YOU SHUT UP
NO YOU LOVE ME COME ON THAT WAS AMAZING
AND COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE
YKW NOW HE REALLY IS GONNA BITE HIS DICK
kljaelksgrjdhfgh
WELL THEN HE REALLY IS GOING TO GET HIS NECK BROKEN
DAMON IS NOT LIABLE FOR HIS ACTIONS
WHATEV IT WAS WORTH IT
ALARIC WAS ASKING FOR IT
WORTH IT
AND THEN DAMON WILL FUCK HIS CORPSE
BEST DEATH IN HIS ESTIMATION
WHAT THEN
oh
YEAH
okay let's make everyone on this meme totally disgusted
akesjgrdfhtlkgh
I'm down with this
you think i'm kidding but i'm not
wow
I'm not either
tha'ts the horrible part
LMFAO
we are the best sort of people
pretty much
and now everyone on my plurk list and everyone in the rp community is disgusted with us
ok no though I better try to pretend I have a reputation
bc my plurk is public
LMAO RIGHT
OH FUCK
NO
SRY
OH GOD NOW I'M GONNA GO ON THE ANON COMM FUCK
alkjsdgklf
you're banned from my life.
omfg no
stay with me
love me
now that we've been shamed together we hvae no one else
/the healthiest relationship ever
no damon I don't love you
YOU HAVE NO ONE ELSE
YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME
god I can't even fucking look at this thread bc that picture
NO I DON'T
I HAVE HANDS
sglkjeagkl
IT'S THE BEST PICTURE
omg.
lmao I fucking can't even
lmfaoooooo
look tbf i
asked ruthi if i should do it
so it's half her fault
yep
RUTHI WHAT THE FUCK
i thought it was funny ok
have you ever read ... any of my tags ....
you can see the magic
oh my god why would you link it
you mean again?
fdslkjgdl
wow that is
not what i anticipated
I hate you and I quit life
LMFAOOOO
god i should be banned from rping
i usually link to pictures so the person can think it's a normal tag
unti lthey click the link
I know you're banned from rping with me
...
jwalkjsgdh
and are like what the fuck
LMFAO ALLY
HI
fkdsgjlkd
oh my god.
ally
aklehsjgrdhkltfg
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN SHOW MY FACE IN PUBLIC RIGHT NOW
ALLY DON'T YOU MISS RPING WIHT ME
I AM ACTUALLY HORRIFIED.
AKLSGDJHFKG
oh my god i'm laughing so hard i' mcrying
i am legit
crying
there are sobs
goodbye rp world
LMFAO NO HANNAH COME BACK I LOVE YOU
AND HANNAH, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU.
DEALING WITH THAT
OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY
ALSO YES TIFA I DO.
IT WASN'T EVEN THAT BAD
I HAVE DONE WORSE
I DO MISS YOU.
OKAY NO.
THAT'S JUST.
THAT FACE
DJFLKG
IT WAS APPROPRIATE
FOR THE THREAD
whatever i would cherish that tag
that face is never appropriate
THAT IS DAMON'S OH ALARIC'S TONGUE TOUCHED MY PENIS FACE
it would go on my tag mantlepiece
thank you ruthi
i'm glad someone appreciates my artistic vision
i always do
damon has really been looking forward to his tongue touching his dick hasn't he
yep
what a loser 
SCREAMS
RUDE
sdgddhjas
i hate that face, okay
it's my favorite face
ngl
like it hunts my nightmairs
...mares
alkgsjdfthlkyg
wow
I CAN'T EVEN SPELL
THAT'S HOW BAD IT IS.
yeah wel
try being the person
responding to that
i feel like the next time i do a meme with tifa, i will be
don't play alaric ok
no that is a once in a lifetime tag o
it is my opus
like i think this has surpassed that time that shana and i did an entire smut thread referencing genitalia as nightwing and starfire
LMAO IKR JONESY
COME ON YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED THAT TAG RIGHT
YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE DAMN GURL
aejagklsrjdt
well then feel free to write it for me
omfg are you breaking up with me
yes 
yes
he can turn into serial killer moe-chan uzuki bomb
fine hannah go tag kluffy and i will edit the picture into a link instead of an img src once i am done with the tag i'm working on.
uzuki bomb is a legit moename
i'm such a good person
LMAO NO F U DON'T CHANGE IT
dfgdklsjfgdfg
I already tagged kluffy
oh wait no I stopped right in the middle of i
omg jonesy i should have used that one
OKAY FINE I WON'T CHANGE IT
BUT YOU CAN'T RAGEQUIT ON ME FOR IT THEN
it was
me either tbh
all i remember is the important parts
i.e., nightwing and starfire
oh ok
this kluffy thread is so bad omg
ikr
/rolls around in both of these guiltily
come on buffy give into his compulsion it'll be great 8(
YES BECAUSE HER FREE WILL IS SO LACKING
well yeah it kind of is
WELL SHE WASN'T BANGING HIM BEFORE, SO........
sjdhlfk
whatever human free will means nothing to him 
well maybe if it did he'd get laid more
he gets laid just fine thank you
well he would get laid more willingly
what's your point
jkjseklgsj
also damon is lucky they're friends because alaric is probably a enough of a dick to bite
or at least use teeth /HIT
that people might actually want to be around him instead of forcing them to be :|
lmfao
aklesjdklt
alaric you are such a twat
why did damon ever let you near his dick
because damon loves him
also it wasn't really a question of "letting" him do it............
yeah well ...
/kanye shrug
w/e alaric wanted it
he was like oo damonchan oo let me slobber all over your sexy vampire cock
no I'm pretty sure he didn't ask to be turned into his pet 
it's the best time jonesy
and yes he did
it'd be more like ooo damonchan let me shove this splinter of wood into your DICK
he signaled him with his eyes
SOBBING WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
NO
YEAH
bc damon is raping his mouth basically
it's ok he'll rape his butthole soon too
I guess he should be lucky he's not being compelled 
WHAT
what
i didn't hear anything
what.
~these are not the plurks you're looking for~
fuck that damon knows he wants to take it up the tailpipe
yeah ok probably but he would lose a lot of master/slave cred
he could top from the bottom
by being like ooh give it to me mr saltzman
WHO IS HE TRYING TO IMPRESS
HIMSELF
ALSO THIS MEME
but damon has low standards
or
SJDKLJRDKL
non existent standards..........
skewed standards
not low
non-existent
it's ok alaric he will be gentle
and try not to talk about elena
while he's plowing her pseudo-dad ...
no he won't he doesn't fucking know how to be gentle as is displayed by being turned on by alaric CHOKING ON HIS COCK
LMAO
LOOK IF RIC WERE CHOKING TO THE POINT OF GAGGING OR THROWING UP MAYBE HE WOULDN'T BE TURNED ON BUT
also I feel like every one who is friended to your plurk now knows me as that girl
JUST CHOKING IS SEXY TO DAMON OK
...................
...
they're not friends anymore
skewed standards remember
this relationship is over
and it's ok anyone who judges you probably judges me 10 times as much and idefk why they would still be on my plurk list
let's be real all of my plurks end with tw for rape sooner or later
if they can handle that and still want to have me added
true....
they are not going to judge you
it's ok if they do
as long as my mom never sees my gay vampire porn
agksjgklr
it's the age of twilight she'd probably dig it
/horrifies you
oh my god
just when you thought i couldn't horrify you any more tonight
god the only time I've ever related sexuality to my mom was when I asked her if she'd ever sucked a guy off
in retrospect
wrong question to ask your mom
I was a dumb teenager when I asked her......
klawjksldfjgh
my mom is a dumb ho so i have heard way more of her sex life than i ever wanted to know
hahaha omg
I think she likes to pretend I don't know what sex is
that must be nice
my mom tries to like talk to me about my sex life and i'm like ok i'm really open about this stuff but not with you ever
ew
I think the thing that stops my mom is she's afraid I'm gay
which is ok with me
sgjlksjdhtf
ric you are a bj champion
you deserve a medal
he sure as fuck does
he better at least get a belly rub for this bullshit
asldktfjl
he will :c
why have all these bj tags been so tl;dr i'm so sorry
i like finish writing and then i'm like oh
this tag jsut makes me realize how much detail I gloss over lmfao.
and wow never apologize for your tldr bj feels
i jsut have a lot of bj feelings i guess
and omfg you don't gloss ;;
I definitely gloss
n o p e
I DO
you are mistaken
get out
i want you to know i have stayed up much later than i should have tagging this
it's 5:30 in the morning for me rn
we are excellent people
but you know it was worth it because we actually had someone orgasm 
IT WAS
oh my God. why did I go to bed.
This is beautiful
Isn't it the best.
OH MY GOD STOP LOOKING AT IT
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO.
I WILL IF I WANNA
keep looking at it
SHUT UP TIFA
:3
you're a jerkface.
well that's ok bc you are beautiful enough for the both of us
whatever !!
!!
this is weirdly hot again stop that
no that's ok
omg
also i hate myself for the icon i just uploaded for this kluffy thread
oh god do I evne want to see it
yes
yes I do
well you will one way or the other
i knew i saved it for a reason even though it hurt my soul
𝕞𝕣. 𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕝.
is
it from seeing red or something
yep 
i think it's made worse by the subject line gonna be honest
yeah we're both horrible people
pretty much
but at least we're good at it
definitely