I hope my dad knows the only thing that'll make me put aside my reservations about his new kid for even a minute would be letting me name it
Like this is obviously a terrible idea
But if he lets me make a withdrawal from my enormous bank of awesome names for people I will be nice
For, you know, awhile. Probably.
A horrible, sick part of me is actually excited about this, actually
Because I know he will do basically anything to appease me because he's convinced I'm going to be a cunt about this
Which is discouraging, but whatever
And I'm never going to have my own kids so I might get to actually name a kid and that is cool because I love naming stuff
And fictional characters are not quite as satisfying to name as real humans, so. Yeah
I just hope they see that my ideas are better than Wilhelmina Pepper. :|
Which would actually be an awesome name if not for the fact that my dad and his girlfriend are like, ridiculous hippies now
It just kind of ruins the effect.
I know nobody cares about this but all my other social networks have people on them who aren't allowed to know about the new kid yet, agh
I HAVE TO YELL AT SOMETHING, OKAY