She keeps running back and forth around the flat and making the saddest little trills and rubbing on my face

I think I killed my throat drinking really old gin last night. Either that or I'm getting sick. I'm a winner guys!

/STEALS YOUR SICKNESS AWAY

I. cats are insane. They are marvellous but loony

don't ask me, I told you before that mine was neurotic~

She settled down. Now I need a postit to remember not to step on her.

pfft

And Yoyo ifbyou question my manliness for this I will shank you because that is the softest warmest blanket ever so fuck you. B|bb

oh don't worry dude almost always just question your manliness in my head. /wink

Rude.

/knocks over and snorts on fondly

/whacks Yoyo with a pillow in the name of Jenx

/IGNORES THIS INJUSTICE

/WHACKS MORE

/adoringly

...spellcheck wanted to change 'whack' into 'whore'

............................

/hits Ny with the cat

please no, I already had an allergic attack today

lol yeah GO WHORE MORE DUDE I'll just wait here indignantly til you get back >|

hit me with a book instead or something

I HAVE BETTER COSTUMERS WHO ACTUALLY PAY OKAY

the cheapstakes who forget their wallets need to wait :|

look dude no one has bought me that wallet leash you all threaten me with so it'll just keep getting away from me!

make sure that you'll have an address in Dec and you'll get it for your bday

it'll be a spiffy one that blinks and makes noises when

it's lying around

I'm definitely never telling you where I live again

.....don't make me roadtrip through the States until I find you

my luck is not the best, you know. not bad but seriously rather humorous

then it'll be an epic tale of love and redemption and coming of age or whatever

probably tea shops mostly. on second hand it'll be some sort of parody of a good movie...

you mean, a tale of ditches and losing my own wallet and probably staying in three hotels that all burn down without me doing anything

....yeah, tea shops could totally work out

you're right that doesn't sound like bad luck at all

I think if you two ever existed in the same space, the world would cease to exist in a 5 mile radius because of a badlucksplosion

I always make it out alright! and all the wiser for it

can't say the same about my surroundings however

.....yeah. I'd actually worry about anyone else around us

Yoyo and I could probably laugh it off if the room suddenly breaks in

but with my luck someone would lose a few toes