this plurk is for me telling a sad story

PEOPLE KNOW SOMETIMES I WRITE PORN because i complain a lot

my motto is there is no sexy word for perineum I AM SORRY

but back in the day i once was talking to siz

and she was like

well if you ever wanted to play porn i guess i will try................

IT WAS THE SADDEST THING EVER

and it still makes me laugh it was ridiculously cute

that is the end of my anti-climatic story

you are adorable

there really is no sexy word for perineum

also when you google it

the wiki article has a really weird picture

(dont google it)

no i am an innocent maiden

NO RU DONT GO

HAHAHA

i cant see you write porn

its an image i cant connect

stop making it hard for me

hahha a

yes

every day

smut

not even in rp just

you and i