[school] Just finished my English test. It was essay analysis, and the essay we had to work off was about upspeak 
And I got my 30-page Crucible essay back...!
So, was it a 30-page vitriolic rant about how upspeakers should be purged? 
Well, it was limited to a single paragraph, so it was only 1 page
But it was basically:
"Hey, you talk in upspeak?"
"/slaps u"
Hm, I got a 78 on my Crucible essay :|a
The place where I lost marks was quote selection XD