We're now doing a fake slasher film trailer

About hot dogs coming to life and killing the campers who ate all their brethren

The tagline: "It's a dog eat dog world"

For the title, it's hard to choose between

Dogs of War

or Frankmurder (terrible wordplay, I know)

If you guys can come up with another name, let me know

i think

dogs of war is great because IDK I EXPECT SOMETHING REALLY DRAMATIC

AND THEN BAM

The only thing I'm worried about is the similarity to the tagline

Dogs of War: It's a dog eat dog world

Holy shit I can come up with the worst dialogue

Teen 5: Couldn't we just keep running from it?

Teen 1: Sooner or later, it'll ketchup. When that happens, our buns are toast.